A Mysterious End

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Mysterious Necromancer: Hmmm…. The 8-Bit DoomKnight Artix has been defeated….
Mysterious Necromancer: Just look at all of these dead pixels…
Mysterious Necromancer: What a waste of a perfectly good undead army.
Mysterious Necromancer: Oh well, what can you do.
Mysterious Necromancer: Oh yeah… I am a Necromancer.
Mysterious Necromancer: ***CASTS RE-ANIMATE UNDEAD***
Mysterious Necromancer: Rise… from your grave!
Mysterious Necromancer: Ha ha ha ha! Rise… Champion of Darkness!
DoomKnight Artix (Former 8-Bit Video Game Sprite): Ha! This is not even my final form!
DoomKnight Artix (Former 8-Bit Video Game Sprite): My hands…. What… How did you make me… 3D?
Mysterious Necromancer: They made an undead version of Artix's armor for the 2022 Mogloween Collection…
DoomKnight Artix (Former 8-Bit Video Game Sprite): You soulbound me to cosmetic DLC!?
Mysterious Necromancer: I gave you the same stats as the Artix in this world… you 4th wall breaking pile of bones.
DoomKnight Artix (Former 8-Bit Video Game Sprite): So what <Hero> said is true… There is a living version of me in this world?
Mysterious Necromancer: Oh yes… There is an Artix in every Artix Entertainment game world.
DoomKnight Artix (Former 8-Bit Video Game Sprite): So, is this like that one Jet Li movie… Every time I kill another me… I become exponentially more powerful?
Mysterious Necromancer: Never seen it. But, yeah, sure… probably.
Mysterious Necromancer: Doesn't matter. I raised you, so you are under my command!
DoomKnight Artix (Multi-dimensional villain): I DO NOT FOLLOW YOUR WORLD'S RULES, NECROMANCER!
DoomKnight Artix (Multi-dimensional DoomKnight): I AM THE DOOMKNIGHT, ARTIX
DoomKnight… Darktrix? (Multi-dimensional DoomKnight): OR MAYBE I SHOULD GO BY… DARKTRIX
DoomKnight… Artidoom? (Multi-dimensional DoomKnight): OR… ARTIDOOM?
DoomKnight… Dartix? (Multi-dimensional DoomKnight): NO, DARTIX SOUNDS BETTER.
Mysterious Necromancer: Dartix has a nice ring to it. The extra H makes it a little… I dunno… "Sithy".
??? (Multi-dimensional villain):
??? (Multi-dimensional villain): I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
«Argghghahghghghg!»
«<Scene: Dartix spins to win and kills Mysterious Necromancer with ease.»
DoomKnight Darthix (Multi-dimensional DoomKnight): DARTIX IT IS.
DoomKnight Darthix (Multi-dimensional DoomKnight): NOW I WILL RAISE A NEW ARMY OF VAMPIRES, LICHES, AND DEATHKNIGHTS… AND CONQUER THE MULTIVERSE.
DoomKnight Darthix (Multi-dimensional DoomKnight): BUT FIRST… TO HUNT DOWN ARTIX AND THEN HAVE MY REVENGE ON <HERO>…
DoomKnight Darthix (Multi-dimensional DoomKnight): BATTLE AH HA HA HA HA HA! (New Signature Evil Laugh Unlocked)

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