AFK: The Game Beleen Intro

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Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): Are you ready to see what kind of ill-advised adventure is next?
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): You've fought dragons, vampires, chickencows, and even ancient evils….
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): But none of that prepared you for what's coming next!
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): Well, unless you're one of those players who always hangs out at Yulgar's Inn.
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): Always just standing around… Doing NOTHING.
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): Sometimes I wonder if they've died at their keyboards!
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): But NOPE! Turns out they've been secretly training for this!
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): The next game from Artix's stash of B-Horror game releases is…
Game #2: AFK: The Game
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): What does AFK stand for anyway?
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): "Aria's Fuzzy Kitten?"
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): "Alina's Fantasy Knives?"
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): "A Free Kill?"
«Pssst, Beleen…. It means "Away From Keyboard."»
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): Shh! I know that! You're killing my banter…
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): Anyway, your goal in this game is to…
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): DO NOTHING.
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): In this era of constant scrolling and impossibly low attention spans… What could be harder?
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): That's right. Just stand there for as long as you can.
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): The longer you can last, the more titles and prizes you'll win!
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): Oh! And we called in some help to keep your idle hands away from this idle game.
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): Voice actor George Lowe will be cheering you on….
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): …Or was it taunting and tempting you?
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): Well, whatever. Let's not waste any more time!
Beleen (Pretty Pinkomancer): You need to get in there and get busy doing…. Absolutely NOTHING AT ALL! In…
Game #2: AFK: The Game

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