Canker

Grumpy Sneevil
Go away. Me has nothing to say to you.

Are you sure?
Of course me sure. You smell not like boxes.
Know any stories?
Yes. Me know one. There once was a you, who no leave me alone. Me ate his face. No go away.

How about a song?
Me sing in key of SCRAM!
How about a Gift?
Only if gift is you leaving…now.

Nice House.
Me loves house. Me hate guests. You no house. You guest. Do math.

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Location: Box Springs
Level: 1