Locations/Replays:
- Portal Fragment
- Ring of Doom (Location) - Interact with Chairman Platinum (NPC) during the 'Championship Fight' quest
- Travel Crystal (2)
Hero: I won!
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): You sure did, pal!
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): You won a one way ticket on the pain train!
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): I'm going to beat you down so hard they'll need a spatula to peel you off the ground.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): I'm going to make every bone in your body go like a box of cereal…
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): Snap… crackle…. POP-EXPLOSION!
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): You want a piece of me?
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): YOU WANT A PIECE OF CHAIRMAN PLATINUM!?
Hero: Uh… well, yeah. That was the deal, right?
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): Oh.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): Well, in that case.
Hero: Uh… did he just…
Cheer (Cheerful Ringmaster of Doom): Gasp! Did our glorious, infallible Leader…
Jeer (Jeering Ringmaster of Doom): …Just run away like a crying little baby?
Cheer & Jeer (Ringmasters of Doom): NOOOO! OUR PAYCHECKS!!!!!
Hero: Hey! Not so fast!
Hero: The key to Elvira's cell… for it over!
Jeer (Jeering Ringmaster of Doom): Fine. But I swear to Gourd'thulu, the next time we meet, I'll…
Cheer (Cheerful Ringmaster of Doom): …Give you a big smoochie kiss and a hug! Congratulations, champ!