Chairman's Deal

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Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): Holy crap! How did you get up here?
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): (Cough) I mean… look what we have here, boys!
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): A real champ about to go for his first championship belt!
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): I better have a word in private with him.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): Listen… you're good, kid. I'll give you that.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): But I have a lot riding on this fight.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): How much do you want to go down in the 1st round?
Hero: Hold up. You want to pay me… to throw the fight?
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): You got it! And money is NO object! Just name your price, kid.
Hero: But… this is a fight to the death…
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): Ok, ok. I see your point.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): I'll double it!
Hero: But TO THE DEATH means I'd be DEAD!
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): Eeeeh… only for as long as it takes you to make your corpse run.
Hero: No! I am going to defeat your goons!
Hero: And THEN I'm going to save Beleen!
Hero: And THEN…
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): And then what? You gonna go cry on social media?
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): See, that's what I find so repulsive about so-called-heroes like you.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): You think you can just get everything handed to you because you're the HERO.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): That's not how life works, pal!
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): There will always be the winners… which means ME.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): And the losers… which means YOU.
Hero: Ok, then let's make a bet.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): Oh, I can't wait to hear what galaxy-brain <Hero> wants to wager.
Hero: If I win the title fight, then I want…
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): Let me guess. The key to Beleen's cage?
Hero: No. I want to fight… YOU.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): You… you want to fight me!?
Hero: That's right. A one on one match.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): Fine!
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): And if you lose your title fight, then you become an EbilCorp employee.
Hero: What?!
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): Those are my terms. Take it or leave it, pal.
Hero: …Fine. We have a deal.
Chairman Platinum (CEO of EbilCorp): Ha, ha. Ha… should I welcome my new janitor now, or wait until you lose the fight?

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