Cleric What Beaten Again

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Cleric What (Chronomancer): (Huff… puff…) I just need… to catch… my breath…
Cleric What (Chronomancer): Then I'll… give you a good… thrashing…
Hero: Or… hear me out… we could just not do this again.
Hero: How about we try to get out of here instead?
Cleric What (Chronomancer): But… what you said… it makes no sense!
Cleric What (Chronomancer): My constant use of time magic has created this prison we are both trapped in…
Cleric What (Chronomancer): But my solution was… to keep using time magic?
Hero: Yeah… I'm starting to think maybe you don't know what you're talking about.
Cleric What (Chronomancer): Hey!
Dage the Evil (Blade of the Undead Legion): WHAT A WASTE OF TIME THIS HAS BEEN.
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Ba-dum tsss.
Dage the Evil (Blade of the Undead Legion): SO MANY HOURS SPENT RUNNING THROUGH THOSE TUNNELS… ALL FOR NOTHING.
Hero: But there has to be SOME way out. There always is.
Hero: We just have to find it.
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Gosh, <Hero>, I'm so disappointed. Haven't you retained any of what I've taught you?
Hero: …Of course I have?
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Right. So, have you maybe noticed that huge, gaping maw over there?
Hero: Uh… yes?
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul):And what do we do with a huge, gaping maw?
Hero: Feed it… souls?
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Bingo!
Hero: But those things are picky! Whose soul do you think it wants?Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Hmm. Well… you killed that Time Beast three times, right?
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Once in the past, once in the present, and once in the future.
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Sounds to me like it's… DINNER TIME!

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