Dage's Missing Soul Fragment

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Dage the Evil (Lord of the Undead Legion): UNGH…
Hero: Dage! What's happening??
Hero: Are you okay? You look… uh… different.
Dage the Evil (Lord of the Undead Legion): NO. SOMETHING IN THIS REALM IS… WEAKENING ME.
Hero: Oh, man! You were supposed to be the muscle of this operation!
Hero: We've gotta figure out what's doing this to you!
???: He knows exactly what's wrong.
???: Don't you, Dage?
Hero: Who are you?!
???: Whaaat? Haven't you heard of me?
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): I'm Seary, the HOTTEST poet in the Oversoul! (Yes, that's a pun.)
Hero: Niiiice. What kind of poems do you write?
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Limericks, of course!
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): There was once a young minion named Dage
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Who betrayed his old master in rage.
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): He defeated his foe!
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): But didn't he know?
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): His soul was still trapped in a cage.
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): …Or at least, a piece of it was. So small it could hardle be missed, until…
Dage the Evil (Lord of the Undead Legion): OF COURSE…
Dage the Evil (Lord of the Undead Legion): WHEN NULGATH WAS RULER OF THE UNDERWORLD, HE DEMANDED THE SOULS OF THOSE WHO SERVED HIM.
Dage the Evil (Lord of the Undead Legion): WE ALL SIGNED CONTRACTS PROMISING OUR SOULS TO OUR MASTER.
Dage the Evil (Lord of the Undead Legion): INCLUDING ME.
Hero: But… like Seary said… You defeated him!
Hero: Doesn't that mean your soul belongs to you again?
Dage the Evil (Lord of the Undead Legion): NULGATH TOOK A PIECE OF IT WITH HIM WHEN HE WAS BANISHED HERE.
Dage the Evil (Lord of the Undead Legion): THAT FRAGMENT OF MY SOUL IS STILL UNDER HIS CONTROL.
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Oh! That rhymed. Maybe you're a poet, too!
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Anyway, Dage is correct. He will remain fragmented and incomplete… until he gets it back.
Hero: Then I'll have to get it back for him!
Dage the Evil (Lord of the Undead Legion): <HERO>, YOU MUST DO THIS ALONE. I AM TOO WEAK TO GO WITH YOU.
Hero: I won't let you down.
Hero: But… this place is HUGE! I don't suppose you have a map or anything…
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): It would be my honor to be your guide!
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Please, allow me to chronicle your adventures in my next epic poem!
Hero: You mean your next epic limerick?
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Exactly! It's going to be awesome!
Hero: Okay, sure. Thanks, Seary.
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): If you want Dage's soul fragment, you'll have to seek out Nulgath, the Archfiend.
Hero: So, where do I go?
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Down. ALL the way down.
Seary (Hottest Poet in the Oversoul): Feed the maw, and open a portal to descend deeper into the Oversoul.

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