Danny & Corporate Sponsorship

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Danny (Videographer): Hey <Hero>, have you noticed anything weird about this place?
Hero: Weird?
Hero: You mean like swole two-headed monsters, doom rainbow parkour, and a giant head?
Hero: Nope, that sounds like a perfectly normal AdventureQuest 3D release…..
Hero: Wait!
Hero: There hasn't been anything to buy…..
Danny (Videographer): Yeah!
Hero: No microtransactions…
Hero: Nothing that requires upgrading to Guardian or supporting the game.
Hero: How is this even possible….?
Hero: *GASP*
Hero: Oh no… could it be….
Hero: CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP!?
Danny (Videographer): Charlie has a few big sponsors.
Danny (Videographer): Some of them are…. well… less easy to parody in a T-rated game.
Hero: Ah… so that explains the mushroom shaped monsters.
Danny (Videographer): THEY ARE FAMILY FRIENDLY MUSHROOMS, OKAY!
Danny (Videographer): And you're going to have to fight them.
Hero: But these things are hard, you really expect me to beat them?
Danny (Videographer): Look, you're not gonna screw up any sponsorship deals here.
Danny (Videographer): Just win this hard-core boss fight to pass the trial.

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