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Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see a trip in your future.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Tie your shoes.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see you in front of all of your friends. They are laughing and booing.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Better skip Karaoke Night at Yulgar's. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The spirits are speaking!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): They're telling me that you don't floss as often as you should!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see… I see… I see a dricken.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): You'll be having dricken for dinner.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Oodalolly! Something in your future will remain unfinished and incompl…
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see you with a crown upon your head!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Then I see a king telling you to stop that and taking it back from you.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Avoid anyone named <hero>! I sense a terrible future for the one who holds that name.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Oops. Nevermind.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The cards show trouble ahead. Remember that it's always darkest…
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): … just before it goes pitch black.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see potatoes! Kale! Dricken Cutlets! Carrots! Flour! Candles!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Sorry, that's not your future… it's my shopping list.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see someone tall and dark and…
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): … Oh, it's Vane.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Do not fear taking that big step!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Unless it's off a cliff. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): 404: Fortune not found. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I sense my pizza's about to arrive so let's hurry this along. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The stars tell me that that you're the kind of mark who believes in fortune tellers.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The cards never lie if the price is right. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): We're sorry, the spirit that you're trying to reach has been disconnected.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see that you have too much gold weighing you down.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Perhaps if you gave some to Madame Astra…
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I sense a darkness growing within you. You must not keep it inside.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Just make sure that you leave the shop before you fart. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The stars show me war in your future.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): But it's a thumb war so it's not so bad. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): You will discover a deep, unconditional love…
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): … From your dog.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The stars have shown me what keeps you up at night.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): It's coffee. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Madame Astra sees all!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I can see that you will live until the day that you die!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The stars show Madame Astra either success or failure in your future.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Behold my power!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I can see that your life will be filled with events and situations! Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): You will be betrayed by someone named <hero>!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Oh, that's you. I got my wires crossed.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The spirits show you crying, tears streaming down your face.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Allergies, huh? Bummer.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Pain and death follow you. Anyone near you will suffer!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): So… I'm going to need you to take a few steps back.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see that your favorite color is… red.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Or blue or yellow. Or some combination of them.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Black and white are shades, not colors.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The spirit of the machines is sending me a message…
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): 01110000 01110011 01111001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100011 0111011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101011 01100101
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Oodalolly! The cards show me that you need to stop hitting the fortune button now!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see your future. You will be happy and nothing bad will ever happen to you.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Hm. I think my powers are on the fritz again. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The spirits tell me that a powerful artifact will come into your possession…
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): A sock of the purest green.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Ancient spirits of evil… Transform this decayed form to…
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): *ahem* Sorry. Wrong spirits.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Dark clouds are on the horizon.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): This is not your fortune, it's a weather forecast. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I can smell your future!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): You'll be taking a long bath… with lots of strong soap.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see pain. You're writhing on the ground in sheer agony.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): You must avoid Taco Tuesday! The beef has gone bad.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see riches in your future!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): But they're not your riches.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The cards show me a haircut in your future… at some point. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Death is ahead of you! And behind you!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Wait… you've already been dead?
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Signs point to No. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Signs point to Yes. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The spirits are showing me that soon the world will end! Then darkness..
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): But then the servers will come back up. Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): The spirits tell me that you're doing this instead of what you should be doing!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see darkness in your future.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Pack lots of torches.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I see a dark future where you lose everything that you have worked so hard for…
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): … so never share your password with anyone! Oodalolly!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): I'm having trouble parting the veil of future possibilities.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Maybe if you paid me…
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Reply hazy.
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Try again later
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): Madame Astra knows all and sees all!
Madame Astra (Fortune Teller): So tell me, why have you come?