I hate Tutorials!

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Hero: Who are you?
Zorbak: Meh? I'm Zorbak!
Zorbak: I'm the super cute, cuddly, and 100% GOOD GUY mascot character of AdventureQuest 3D!
Zorbak: POP QUIZ! What's worse than a zombie eating your entire family?
Hero: WHAT!? Nothing is worse than that…
Zorbak: Oh yes there is!
Zorbak: Tutorials…
Zorbak: I FREAKING HATE TUTORIALS!!!
Zorbak: You know… the kind that force you to click things for like the entire first hour of game play. *spits*
Zorbak: But… GOOD NEWS!
Zorbak: I found the guy responsible for making THOSE kind of tutorials… meh heh….
Hero: …you did?
Zorbak: Yup. Found him, and pushed him right into that undead army's path.
Hero: What!?
Zorbak: I know. I know. No need for thanks.
Zorbak: So, unlike other games you WILL actually need to run around and click on stuff to figure out what the heck it does.
Hero: Uh, Zorbak, are you evil?
Zorbak: Evil? Evil is such a subjective, socially constructed term.
Zorbak: But yeah. 100% Ebil Baby! Mwehehehehe!
Zorbak: Meh… get moving! This OPEN BETA isn't gonna play itself.

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