Make It NOT Rain

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Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Whew! I did it!
Hero: …?
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): My cunning leadership skills prevented a global economic crisis.
Hero: Actually, that took a long time. Won't someone notice?
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Did you forget EVERYTHING they taught you in Magical Banking school?
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): This Bank Vault exists in it's own time bubble.
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Time happens faster inside the vault than it does outside the vault.
Hero: Huh?
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): How else do you think we fetch your items to you so quickly when you access the bank?
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): See, every time you go to your bank or inventory to fetch an item…
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): …We get a notification of which item you want…
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Then I go grab it and toss it through the portal into your hand.
Hero: What? How do you even find anything. It's a mess down here.
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Everything down here is PERFECTLY organized using the Shroot Underground Catagorizing Knowledge System!
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): I know where every single gold coin is.
Hero: Even… mine?
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Why, yes. Would you like to see YOUR personal Bank Vault?
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Your vault is just a wee bit down the path to the left. Go have a look!

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