Locations/Replays:
Note: Previously called "Talk Like A Pirate Day!".
Capt. Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): Ahoy, <hero>! Happy "Talk Like A Pirate Day"!
Hero: Talk Like A Pirate Day? Is that really a thing?
Capt. Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): Aye! Indeed it is. Probably worth a Google, matey.
Capt. Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): I'm Captain Rhubarb and my ship is the Red Betty!
Capt. Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): I hauled me booty here to Battleon to celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrrrrr!
Hero: *snrk*… You hauled your booty here?
Capt. Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): Aye, I heard it as soon as I said it. Bad choice of words.
Hero: At least you haven't said anything about the poop deck yet.
Capt. Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): Avast! I won't be here long so buy me bounty before I set sail and head back to Lolosia!
Hero: Sail back? Battleon's not on the sea. How did you…
Capt. Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): Yer over-thinking this, swab.