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Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): EEEEEH-HEHEHEHE
Dr. Trollenstein ("100% Not Mad" Scientist): Ooooh, a new test subject. You're just in time… FOR SCIENCE!
Hero (Test Subject?): What sort of experiments are you doing here?
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): We're throwing science at the wall and seeing what… keeps breathing.
Hero (Test Subject?): You're mad!
Doctor Trollenstein (100% NOT a Mad Scientist): If I'm so ''mad'', how do you explain all of the laughing!
Hero: I'm no Doctor but… Crazy-pants-itis?
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): I'm Doctor Trollenstein, and this is my assistant Mort.
Mort (Shadow Moglin): …
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): Time for your check up! Need to make sure you're in tip top shape before we saw, crush, and death ray you.
Hero (Test Subject): Before you whaaa…!? Wait, did you say Death Ray?
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): Can you give me the exact dimensions of your skin?
Hero: Uhh…
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): No worries. Mort, bring the extra vat of leeches just in case.
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): Is your head hurting?
Hero: I might have a little bruise back here.
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): Mort… make a note that this test subject still has a head.
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): Now, open and say ''braaaaains!''
Everyone: C'mon. Let's have a look. It's OK, I'm a Doctor.
Hero: Fine. Like this? AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): WOW! Mort, how many zombified frogzard teeth do you think we should squeeze in there?
Mort (Shadow Moglin): Why limit teeth to just inside the mouth?
Hero (Test Subject & Zombified Dental Crown Candidate): Woah! Woah! Wait a minute!
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): WAIT!? There's no time to wait. Time is… SCIENCE!
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): What do you think we do here? Sit around and glue together random monsters just to see what happens?
Mort (Shadow Moglin): We have stitches. Only a monster would use glue.
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): Right Mort! Now hand me a pen. I'm making a prescription!
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): You're going to need a shovel, a coffin, and a burial plot. Because…
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): Congratulations! You've passed. You're ready to be in our next experiment!
Hero (Test Subject): What is wrong with you people?
Mort (Shadow Moglin): Dibs on the kidneys!
Doctor Trollenstein (Mad Scientist): Now! Let's start the slaughter… for SCIENCE!