Meet Evette

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Evette (Lonely Necromancer): Welcome to Scarbucks!
Evette (Lonely Necromancer): Can I take your order?
Hero: Uh… Coffee? Tea? Anything that isn't made with embalming fluid?
Evette (Lonely Necromancer): Whoa! You're alive??
Evette (Lonely Necromancer): Kinda cute, though… I can make it quick, I promise. You won't feel a thing!
Hero: What? Augh, no!
Evette (Lonely Necromancer): (Sigh) FINE…
Evette (Lonely Necromancer): I've already got my eye on a few SUPER ELIGIBLE regulars, anyway…
Evette (Lonely Necromancer): …But I'm pretty sure they all just want me for my brain!
Hero: Isn't that a good thing?
Evette (Lonely Necromancer): Well, they say the way to a man's heart is through his tummy… And zombies eat brains.
Evette (Lonely Necromancer): But I JUST KNOW there's someone out there who also wants my heart.

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