Locations/Replays: Patch O Hare - Battleon Barber Shop
Patch O'Hare (Battleon Barber): Ahoy me' matey!
Patch O'Hare (Battleon Barber): Name's Patch. Used to shear sheep. This is close enough.
Hero: Sheep? Kitty Kawaii said you used to be a Pirate…
Patch O'Hare (Battleon Barber): We dun talk 'bout those day any more, bucko.
Patch O'Hare (Battleon Barber): The fighting, and pillaging, and robbin'…
Patch O'Hare (Battleon Barber): …Then Bev discovered me. Show'd me my true calling.
Patch O'Hare (Battleon Barber): There be buried treasure atop every adventurer's head!
Patch O'Hare (Battleon Barber): If any scallywag makes fun of my passion, there'll be hell toupee!
Patch O'Hare (Battleon Barber): You want a hero's cut? Come to me.
Patch O'Hare (Battleon Barber): You should go meet Snips next.
Patch O'Hare (Battleon Barber): LIl' guy's a bit creepy— used to give haircuts to Vampires in Darkovia.
Patch O'Hare (Battleon Barber): Thank goodness vampires can't use a mirror to see what he did to 'em.