Meeting Swidzle

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Swidzle (Sketchy Looking Dude): Psst! Over here!
Hero: Look, I really don't have time for whatever this is.
Hero: I've still got to collect… sigh… another seventy five more souls.
Swidzle (Sketchy Looking Dude): Pfft. You really think that's gonna get Gluttonia to open the maw?
Swidzle (Sketchy Looking Dude): It'll be a hundred more, and then two hundred more than that.
Hero: So, what am I supposed to do?
Swidzle (Sketchy Looking Dude): Well, Ol' Swidzle is gonna let you in one a little secret.
Swidzle (Sketchy Looking Dude): You see those BIG fiends over there?
Swidzle (Sketchy Looking Dude): They're all harvesting souls for Gluttonia, too.
Swidzle (Sketchy Looking Dude): Only they're doing it a lot faster than you can!
Hero: Good for them.
Swidzle (Sketchy Looking Dude): Don't you get it? All you gotta do… is kill them and take all the loot!
Hero: Uh, that seems kinda wrong.
Swidzle (Sketchy Looking Dude): Oh, does it seem kinda wrong? Killing evil fiends is just a step too far?
Hero: Okay, okay, I see your point.
Hero: But I'm a hero… and that just feels like such a jerk move.
Swidzle (Sketchy Looking Dude): It'll get the job done a LOT faster.
Hero: Yeah… I think I'd rather earn my souls on my own.
Swidzle (Sketchy Looking Dude): Bah, don't be such a chump!
Swidzle (Sketchy Looking Dude): Whatever. I'll see you when you change your mind.

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