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Wane (Guardian Stablemaster): Greetings, Guardian! What do you need from the stables today?
Hero: Why… HOW…?
Wane (Guardian Stablemaster): *sigh* No, I'm not really a talking horse.
Hero: Could have fooled me. What happened?
Wane (Guardian Stablemaster): I was showing a group of new recruits how to use Travel Forms to get around faster…
Wane (Guardian Stablemaster): …Then one of Lyrias's magical experiments went south and I got stuck like this.
Hero: So I could get stuck as a horse?
Wane (Guardian Stablemaster): Oh! Nooooo!
Hero: *whew*
Wane (Guardian Stablemaster): … No, there are TONS of other Travel Forms you can change into.
Wane (Guardian Stablemaster): You could get stuck in ANY of them!
Hero: Ah. That's exactly what I -
Wane (Guardian Stablemaster): It's not all bad.
Wane (Guardian Stablemaster): No hands means someone else has to muck out the stalls.
Wane (Guardian Stablemaster): And, as a horse, I can tell you it's AMAZING how much we can poop.