Ninja Pirate Rhubarb

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Hero: Captain, what are you wearing?!
Captain Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): What am I wearin'?! You gave me these clothes!
Captain Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): And she picked them out for me!
Yuki Jin (Ninja): I sure did!
Captain Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): Ninja treachery is what this is!
Yuki Jin (Ninja): It's a joke, not treachery. A simple little prank.
Captain Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): Oh, a prank, ye say! Well, do you know what rhymes with "prank"?
Captain Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): Plank!
Captain Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): As in I oughta make you walk the plank for making a fool of me!
Hero: Easy there, Captain!
Hero: I know that Yuki Jin's plan resulted in you looking like an idiot…
Captain Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): Hey!
Hero: But it was the only way to get you into the village.
Yuki Jin (Ninja): Actually, there are hundreds of other ways we could have snuck him in.
Yuki Jin (Ninja): This one was purely for my own amusement.
Captain Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): She admits it! Treachery!
Hero: Okay, maybe it was a little mean spirited…
Hero: But the important thing is that you've made it inside the village, safe and sound!
Captain Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): I guess that be true…
Hero: So let's put this behind us and head to Atlantis.
Captain Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): Fine, but only if I get to pilot that fancy vessel!
Hero: Yuki Jin, are you okay with that?
Yuki Jin (Ninja): I suppose I can agree to that… He is a captain, after all.
Captain Rhubarb (Salty Sea Dog): Aye, and the best in all of Lore!
Hero: Alright, then! Down your deepwater breathing brews, everyone…
Hero: We're going to Atlantis!

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