Scurvy's Siren Story


Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): One time, I met a siren.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): Her singing voice was as hypnotic and deadly as her as her face was beautiful.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): She sang and asked me to go beneath the waves and live with her forever.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): So I started asking how we would split the bills and the chores.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): She got so annoyed that she swam away.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): Turns out sirens have a hard time facing the realities of cohabitation.

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