Scurvy's Typhoon Story


Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): One time, I was caught in this typhoon, see…
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): She was a storm for the ages, she was.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): We was minutes away from sinking under the waves so I did the only thing I could think…
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): I proposed marriage.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): The typhoon was caught so off guard that the wind dropped to nothing and the rain just stopped.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): And that's how I met me third wife.

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