Scurvy's Undead Pirate Story


Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): Once, I was serving on a ship that got boarded by undead pirates.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): I had no choice but to stow away on their ship of the dead and pose as the ships cook until we reached the next port.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): By the time they realized that dead folk don't need no cook, I was already gone.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): Them undead swabs ain't too bright.

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