Scurvy's Whale Story


Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): One time, I got meself swallowed by a great, fat whale.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): So I starts tickling the whale's throat with me tail, trying to get her to cough me out of her mouth.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): But the itchy throat just made her swallow instead and down I went.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): Turns out there are more ways out of a whale than the mouth.
Scurvy (Pirate Moglin): Everything came out alright in the end, if ye catch me meaning.

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