Shroot's Thank You

Locations/Replays:


Hero: Fixed it. There was a Chronomancer in the vault.
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): There was a….wait, what?
Hero: It's OK. I let him out.
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): You did WHAT!?
Hero: The time bubble should be stable now.
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager):
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): …………
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): ……………………………….
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): YES! My management skills have saved the day again!
Hero:
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): How could I forget your loyal service as my subordinate employee, <hero>.
Hero (Not a "Jr. Vault Fetcher"): You know I don't work here right?
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): KAAAW! WHAAAAAAT!?
Hero: I… don't work here. Never have.
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): IMPOSSIBLE! How did you even get in the Master Vault!?
Hero: The door was open. I just walked in.
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): I LEFT THE DOOR OPEN!?
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Hootenheim will have be tarred and de-feathered for this!
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Unless, *clears throat* On behalf of the Bank of Battleon…
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): I hereby formally grant you the honorary title of…
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): "Jr. Assistant to the Assistant of the Regional Branch Manager!"
Hero: Ugh.
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Also, here is a small bonus of Security Badges to show my… erm, OUR BANKS appreciation of your diligent work here.
Hero: Wow! That's a lot!
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): …and to keep your beak shut about it.
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Off with you now. Go do hero-ey things… or whatever it is you do.
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Even a bird brain knows that world out there isn't going to save itself.

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