Quest Location: House of Oddities
Quests Begun From: Mysterious Johnson
Note: These quests can only be complete once.
- Gothic Pirate Musician's Guitar
- Return... to Skull Punch Island
- Where Am I
- The First Piece
- The Second Piece
- The Second Piece
- Get to the Deck!
- Vampirates!
- Vampirate Re-match!
- Stop Those Leaks!
- Sea Monsters!
- Cap'n Fangface
- Skull Punch Island
- Talk to Tük Pilfersnach
- Weapon of Choice
- Vamp Punt Rats
- Back To Voltaire
- Follow the Map
- King Gong
- Bong The Gong
- Three Keystones
- The Golden Door
- X Marks It
- Cap'n Cursed
Mysterious Johnson
What a wondrous shop of wonders! Do you see anything you like? Mysterious Johnson, mysterious purveyor of mysteries, will give you a deal!
Mysterious Johnson
A memory that you have no memory of? A two-dimensional Lore? What strangeness is this?
Items Required:
- Examine the Guitar x1
- Interact with Unique Guitar
Rewards:
- 35 Gold
- 350 Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Mysterious Johnson
I know, I know. You remember nothing. But never fear! Mysterious Johnson can help you relive the whole experience… to SKULL PUNCH ISLAND!
Items Required:
- Go There! x1
Rewards:
- 35 Gold
- 350 Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Whoa. Where are you? WHEN are you? None of this looks even remotely familiar. Maybe that spooky looking pirate fellow knows something.
Items Required:
- Talk to Aurelio Voltaire x1
- Interact with Aurelio Voltaire in Black Betty Captain's Quarters
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Aurelio Voltaire
I lost the map to Cap'n Chumbeard's buried treasure in a card game last night. The crew fought over it, and tore it to pieces. But if we can find them all, and put them back together, we'll have the again!
I suggest checking those piles of bones first. There's always something interesting in a pile of bones.
Aurelio Voltaire
One down, two to go!
Items Required:
- Find the Map x1
- Click/tap on one of the piles of bones
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Aurelio Voltaire
I swear, while you were rummaging through fishbones, I saw a crewmate hide one of the the pieces in a storage crate. I bet that's where you'll find the second piece of the map. In one of those storage crates.
Aurelio Voltaire
Two down! The goal is in sight!
Items Required:
- Find the Map x1
- Click/tap on one of the boxes
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Aurelio Voltaire
There's only one piece of the map left to find! Unfortunately, it's the piece with the X on it. I think you should rifle through those barrels. I see people hiding stuff in there sometimes.
Aurelio Voltaire
Three out of three! The map is ours!
Items Required:
- Find the Map x1
- Click/tap on one of the barrels
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Aurelio Voltaire
Meet me on the deck and fight off those vampirates. Hold out for as long as you can. I've got the map, and I'm going to get us to Skull Punch Island!
Items Required:
- Talk to Voltaire on the Black Betty x1
- Interact with Aurelio Voltaire in Black Betty
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Vampirates are attacking! Fend them all off!
Items Required:
- Fight the First Wave x1
- Dropped by Vampirate General (Level Scaled) (Version 1)
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Why won't they DIE? There are no stakes aboard the Black Betty, so you'll have to fight them again.
Items Required:
- Fight the Second Wave x1
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
All that fighting has damaged the ship. If you don't stop those leaks soon, it's going to sink!
Items Required:
- Leak's "dealth with" x1
- Dropped by Major Leak (Level Scaled) (Version 1)
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
The vampirates have called in their allies—a bunch of scary sea monsters! Okay, so actually they just look like fishbones. Fight them anyway!
Items Required:
- Fight the Sea Monsters x1
- Dropped by Sea Monster (Level Scaled) (Version 1)
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
We're almost to Skull Punch Island. You've got to get Cap'n Fangface off the Black Betty before we hit shore.
Items Required:
- Fight Cap'n Fangface x1
- Dropped by Cap'n Fangface (Level Scaled) (Version 1)
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
You've arrived at Skull Punch Island! Exit the ship and meet Aurelio Voltaire on the beach.
Aurelio Voltaire
Whew! What a ride!
Items Required:
- Meet Voltaire on the Beach x1
- Interact with Aurelio Voltaire in Skullpunch Island
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Aurelio Voltaire
What the heck? This beach is crawling with vampirates! How did they get here before us? My friend Tuk Pilfersnach is going to hold them off while I work on deciphering this map. See if he needs a hand, okay?
Tük Pilfersnach
Tük Pilfersnach at your service! Well, actually, I guess you're at mine.
Items Required:
- Talk to Tük Pilfersnach x1
- Interact with Tük Pilfersnach in Skullpunch Island
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Tük Pilfersnach
A cannonball to the face seems to get rid of vampirates pretty good, don't you think? But there are no cannons on the beach. I'm thinking a good turtle shell… um, shelleton shell projectile… would do the trick. I will arm myself with those! I'll need at least a dozen.
Tük Pilfersnach
Oh, yes, yes! These are perfect.
Items Required:
- Turtle Shell Projectile x12
- Dropped by Shelleton (Level Scaled) (Version 1)
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Tük Pilfersnach
Oh, friend, there is only one problem. I'm not good at fighting! I need you to beat up some vampirates for me. Then I can punt them off the beach and make sure they don't come back!
Tük Pilfersnach
Thanks! I think I can take it from here.
Items Required:
- Beat Up Vampirates x28
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Tük Pilfersnach
You'd better go back and find Aurelio Voltaire, now. I'm sure he's figured out the map by now!
Aurelio Voltaire
Hey! Welcome back.
Items Required:
- Talk to Aurelio Voltaire x1
- Interact with Aurelio Voltaire in Skullpunch Island
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Aurelio Voltaire
The dotted line on Cap'n Chumbeard's treasure map lays out the path that leads to his buried treasure. There's no dotted line on this beach, but we can follow the landmarks as if there were. When you find the last one, that's when we'll… well, it's when we'll ALMOST be there.
Aurelio Voltaire
Oh, yes. The path was leading to that giant volcano. In retrospect, that really should have been obvious.
Items Required:
- Find the Waterfall x1
- Walk towards the beam of light
- Find the Iron Gate x1
- Walk towards the beam of light
- Find the Golden Door x1
- Walk towards the beam of light
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Aurelio Voltaire
That door we found. It almost looks like a… giant gong. The only thing we can possibly do here is bong that gong with a giant hammer. King Gong's giant hammer. Yes, that's the ticket. Get THAT for me.
Aurelio Voltaire
You DID get it for me! You got King Gong's giant… hammer!
Items Required:
- King Gong's Giant… Hammer x1
- Dropped by King Gong
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Aurelio Voltaire
Now, go! Bong that gong, and… gong open the door to the volcano! Meet me inside when you're done.
Aurelio Voltaire
Wow, that was loud.
Items Required:
- Gong open the door x1
- Click/tap on the gong
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Aurelio Voltaire
Inside this volcano is a golden door that leads to a hidden chamber. The door has three sockets in it. Each of them was created to hold a massive gemstone. Together, these three gemstones act as a key. Find them all, and we open the door to riches beyond our wildest dreams!
All we know is that they're somewhere inside this volcano. Probably in the possession of some kind of huge, terrifying boss monsters.
Chop-chop! Better get moving if we want to find them all before the Vampirates do.
Aurelio Voltaire
The ruby… the emerald… and the sapphire! You really found them all!
Items Required:
- Ruby Keystone x1
- Dropped by Shork Ruby Keyholder
- Emerald Keystone x1
- Dropped by Shork Emerald Keyholder
- Sapphire Keystone x1
- Dropped by Shork Sapphire Keyholder
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Aurelio Voltaire
Take the three keystones and place them in the sockets of the golden door. With these gems in place, the door will open, and Cap'n Chumbeard's treasure will be ours!
Items Required:
- Place the Ruby Keystone x1
- Click/tap on the left socket
- Place the Emerald Keystone x1
- Click/tap on the middle socket
- Place the Sapphire Keystone x1
- Click/tap on the right socket
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Aurelio Voltaire
Cap'n Chumbeard's treasure is just up ahead, at the top of this cliff! Fight your way up and meet me at the X!
Items Required:
- Fight to the top of the Cliff x6
- Dropped by Island Undead Pirate
- Find the treasure!
- Interact with Caldera Dungeon
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp
Requirements: Must have completed the previous quest.
Aurelio Voltaire
It sure is a good thing Cap'n Fangface touched that treasure before we did… its curse turned him into a giant sea monster! Kill it, kill it, kill it with fire!
Aurelio Voltaire
Whew! Just think… that could have been ME.
Items Required:
- Fight Cap'n Cursed x1
- Dropped by Cap'n Cursed (Level Scaled) (Version 1)
Rewards:
- Scaled Gold
- Scaled Exp