Slap-Fighting FUSION

Locations/Replays:


Swolejoels (Twitch Streamer): This must be him….
Rex Gunderson (Gun Expert): We've been waiting for you.
Hero: Who are you guys?
Swolejoels (Twitch Streamer): I'm Swolejoels…
Rex Gunderson (Gun Expert): I'm Rex Gunderson.
Swolejoels (Twitch Streamer): And the next trial of the Moistverse is…
Swolejoels and Rex: COMPETITIVE SLAP FIGHTING!
Hero: Slap fighting?
Rex Gunderson (Gun Expert): Yes…. we slap each other until one of us wins.
Swolejoels (Twitch Streamer): Whoever is still conscious progresses to the next trial.
Swolejoels (Twitch Streamer): So it's you versus me, <Hero>….
Rex Gunderson (Gun Expert): No…. it is <Hero> vs me!
Swolejoels (Twitch Streamer): *SLAP* No… ME!
Rex Gunderson (Gun Expert): *SLAP* No…… ME!!!!!
Swolejoels (Twitch Streamer): Alright… there is only one solution to this.
Rex Gunderson (Gun Expert): Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Swolejoels (Twitch Streamer): Yeah….
Rex Gunderson (Gun Expert): Let's do it.
Swolejoels (Twitch Streamer): FUUUUUUU……
Rex Gunderson (Gun Expert): SSIONNNNN….
Swolejoels and Rex: HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
NEW SLAP COMPETITOR!: Sgt. Swol Guns
Hero: Do I need a mouthpiece and ear guards to do this?
Sgt. Swol Guns: WHAT YOU NEED… IS AN AMBULANCE!

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