The Death of Games

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Death of Games (Game Reaper): Ha, ha, ha!
Hero: You must be The Death of Games.
Death of Games (Game Reaper): YES. HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Hero: I saw the box art.
Death of Games (Game Reaper): THIS 4TH WALL BREAKING NONSENSE IS EXACTLY WHY THIS GAME NEEDS TO DIE.
Hero: What are you talking about? This 20th anniversary event has been a blast!
Hero: I can't wait to play this next B-Horror video game adventure!
Death of Games (Game Reaper): THIS IS NOT A GAME, <HERO>.
Death of Games (Game Reaper): THIS IS REAL. I AM THE DEATH OF GAMES…
Death of Games (Game Reaper): …AND YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST.
Hero: No way! I'm IMMORTAL!
Death of Games (Game Reaper): I HAVE NOT COME HERE FOR YOU.
Death of Games (Game Reaper): I AM HERE TO REAP THIS ENTIRE GAME.
Hero: Not if I stop you! (I am the hero of this game, after all!)
Death of Games (Game Reaper): DO YOU HAVE A COPY OF THE GAME?
Hero: Sure! I'm playing it right now!
Death of Games (Game Reaper): NO… I MEAN A PHYSICAL COPY.
Hero: Uh… no. It's one of them… app… Steam… thingies…
Death of Games (Game Reaper): THEN HOW DO YOU INTEND TO SAVE IT?
Hero: Wait… where the heck are we right now?
Death of Games (Game Reaper): YOU ARE INSIDE THE ADVENTUREQUEST 3D SERVER.
Hero: Oh crud. I see where this is going.
Death of Games (Game Reaper): I HAVE ALREADY DESTROYED ALL OTHER COPIES OF THIS GAME.
Death of Games (Game Reaper): ONLY THE FILES ON THIS SERVER REMAIN.
Death of Games (Game Reaper): AND I HAVE COME TO DELETE THEM.
Hero: Not if I find them first!

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