Vampirates & No Stakes


Hero: Augh! Why won't they DIE!
Aurelio Voltaire: They're Vampirates! You have to stake them!
Hero: But we don't have any stakes!
Aurelio Voltaire: This ship is made of wood. Just hit them into the floor… Really, really hard!

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