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Hero: Cysero…
Hero: What… is…. HAPPENING?!
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): I got a haircut. Does it look bad?
Hero: Oh, no. You look fine.
Hero: You're the only one who looks fine! Why is everyone… like this?!
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): Oh, that! Yeah, that's my bad.
Hero: What have you done?
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): Do you know how I like to experiment with new materials?
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): Well, Gaz gave me this Mutatium to work with…
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): It's got some really cool shapeshifting properties…
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): … But I had the hardest time getting to stay in a form I could work with.
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): Eventually, I had to invent a spell to shift its axial mana response down to…
Hero: Get. To. The. Point.
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): Oh, right. So the long and short (Pun very much intended) is that it alters the forms of anything exposed to it in random ways.
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): Once I ground the Mutatium down to powder, a breeze just swept it out the window and out into the world.
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): Everything got a good dose of it.
Hero: Is it… Dangerous?
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): Nah. The effects only last a couple of days.
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): I already developed immunity and I'm back to normal.
Hero: There is nothing normal about you, Cysero.
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): Haha! True.
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): Just view this as a chance to focus on how unimportant appearances really are.
Cysero (Mad Weaponsmith): Anyway, I think you look great!
Hero: Thanks…