You Had ONE Job

Locations/Replays:


Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): SQUAK!? You BROKE the Bank's Gold Portal!?
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): You've only been here a minute and you're about to collapse the entire world's economy!
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Didn't you learn ANYTHING during the mandatory 12 years at the Magical Banker Institute of higher learning required to be here!?
Hero: Actually I nev…..
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): SQUAK! Quiet!!
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): I could get a demerit for this!
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Whenever any hero earns or uses gold, it transfers through THIS portal.
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): We need to fix it before ANYONE notices.
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): No… wait! We need to kill the witnesses!
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): Slay those Flying Eyeballs before they report it back to Bank headquarters
Hero: WHAT!?!?!
Shroot (Assistant to the Regional Branch Manager): They're not even real! We create Golden Eyes with magic. Hurry!

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