Zombae Expresso Blasters Small (Trove)


Price: 0 Gold
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Level: 1
Description: "An extra shot of expresso won't hurt."

I know what you are thinking…. "Hey, aren't Tall and Small the same thing at Scarbucks. And yes, you are absolutely right. The whole thing is silly. Tall and Grande both sorta mean the same thing and Venti just means 20. But why argue semantics when we could be shooting zombies in the face with hypothetical video game coffee weapons? Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk."

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